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Vexen | Number IV ([personal profile] ice_aged) wrote2011-03-06 07:03 pm

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[A bit of prodding and device-inspecting and very displeased grunts and mumbles finally bring Vexen's face into view. And boy does he look angry.]

Who's brilliant idea was it to have me teleported to such a place as this?! Xigbar, if you teamed up with Axel and this is another one of your pranks, I will not have it! So help me, once the Superior finds out about this...

[He takes a breath, using the additional few seconds to inspect his surroundings. His face goes from 'intrigued' to 'annoyed' to 'curious' to glaring at the device again.] And if this is not one of Xigbar's foolish shenanigans, then will someone kindly explain to me which world this is? And that... that ridiculous woman in there?

[In his moment of frustration, he accidentally drops the device. As it falls into the snow, the clunking of the backpack soon follows, and Vexen just grumbles even more.]

The nerve of them...

Honestly! She's younger than I am, how could she be my mother?! I just need to return before the Superior--

[There's a long, long moment of silence. The slow, sinking realization that he was definitely exploded finally sinks in. Once he grabs the device, he just clicks it off.]

oh sure, point out my typos

[identity profile] seasalttwilight.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
It happens. People leave and come back not remembering they were here.

It's called Johto. And we can't go back

ehirnokthb I thought he just meant the towns, not the whole place!v sakge ffkds

[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
How peculiar... though I shouldn't be so shocked. With what we've managed at Castle Oblivion, mind-tampering shouldn't be a new concept.

...how long have you been trapped here?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately it's not a prank.

[Wait. There's a pause while he tries to sort out the face and voice.]

You? I remember you!

[Only vaguely. It's been several months.]

Do you remember anything about Johto?

we shall brush it off and pretend it never happened

[identity profile] seasalttwilight.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
About nine months.

totes. Best idea yet! :D

[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
That long!? That... doesn't make sense.

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Remember? You're the second person who's said that, but I don't recall ever seeing this place before.

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have wrinkles! [ . . . brats.] And it doesn't matter! My skin is of no concern to you, insolent child.

[identity profile] seasalttwilight.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, you do I can see some right there on your forehead.


Anyway, Old geezer where's your monster at.

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[identity profile] unzodiacal.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
So senile that you don't even know the truth?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You don't remember anything?

[Cobra Commander could use this to his advantage.]

Allow me to explain. You were here before, and you worked for me.

[From what he remembers he was planning to hire Vexen at some point, but never had the chance to actually do it.]

And then you vanished.

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2011-03-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[... oh hey, he remembers this guy]

Yelling at the video isn't gonna help.

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[identity profile] psychunaut.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's not the best situation, I know. [Raz said, frowning.] But as the official Anti-Kidnapping Expert [no srsly] of the Psychonauts, I'm going to solve this.

Anyway, what's your name? I'm Razputin, but everybody calls me Raz.

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[identity profile] pluckycharm.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
She's everyone's mother, somehow.

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[identity profile] freshbreeze.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you came back!

[Time paradoxes, Vexen?]

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[identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 06:37 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] ordalias.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ And she sees him, and she's so shocked to see him that she incidentally can't help her reaction: ]

You- Vexen?

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[identity profile] usedgrassknot.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey look, Vexen, it's one of your least favorite people.]

She calls herself everyone's mother, quite regardless of apparent age of the new arrivals.

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And what, pray tell, are the Psychonauts? [He's getting suspicious of you, Raz. His eyebrow raised.]

I'm Vexen, the fourth member of Organization XIII. [Self-importance get.]

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
My name is Vexen, and I implore you to properly use it. Or 'sir'. Seeing as you've chosen to use my against against me, make sure to use it respectfully, boy.

[But he does hold up the pokeball.] It's in here, I would assume.

[video; laaaate ffff]

[identity profile] usediceshard.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you stop yelling--?!

...wait, Vexen?

[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
We weren't repositioned to Castle Oblivion nine months ago. It's barely been weeks.

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm nowhere near the age of senility, half-witted child. Is there a reason you messaged me on this device, or was this all?

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I, now... and who might you be?

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[identity profile] ice-aged.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I've received replies. I do believe yelling served its purpose.

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