And as for the monsters -- come on over, R! You too, C! [And in the camera (Which, I may point out, is being levitated by a Hypno and panned over to the two of the Pokemn he called to), appears a very serious Gardevoir. (male gardevoir.) And a grinning Charmeleon. The two of them have goggles on. ] There's heaps of these creatures around the world -- they're called Pokemon. Everybody's obsessed with them -- I mean, they named their world after them! And you should have been given one too -- they come in a red-and-white ball.