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Vexen | Number IV ([personal profile] ice_aged) wrote2011-03-06 07:03 pm

File 01 [Video]

[A bit of prodding and device-inspecting and very displeased grunts and mumbles finally bring Vexen's face into view. And boy does he look angry.]

Who's brilliant idea was it to have me teleported to such a place as this?! Xigbar, if you teamed up with Axel and this is another one of your pranks, I will not have it! So help me, once the Superior finds out about this...

[He takes a breath, using the additional few seconds to inspect his surroundings. His face goes from 'intrigued' to 'annoyed' to 'curious' to glaring at the device again.] And if this is not one of Xigbar's foolish shenanigans, then will someone kindly explain to me which world this is? And that... that ridiculous woman in there?

[In his moment of frustration, he accidentally drops the device. As it falls into the snow, the clunking of the backpack soon follows, and Vexen just grumbles even more.]

The nerve of them...

Honestly! She's younger than I am, how could she be my mother?! I just need to return before the Superior--

[There's a long, long moment of silence. The slow, sinking realization that he was definitely exploded finally sinks in. Once he grabs the device, he just clicks it off.]

B| Punching it in the face made it troll me again.

[identity profile] tempting-fates.livejournal.com 2011-03-11 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ You make it so easy to troll you. You really do, Vexen. ]

Indeed, but I expect most within the Order to be well-rehearsed in the ways of the macabre and unconventional. Have you gotten rusty?

The rules of play in this world are archaic and barbaric at best compared to our standards, thus, if you intend to play at this table, your best route would be to utilize common sense and basic survival strategies.

[ There's silence as he contemplates what further to say. Finally though, Luxord decides to satiate his nagging curiosity, or at least implement the first steps in satisfying it. Fortunately, the next member of the Organization to join their merry band of Nobodies was of the Underground Trio, the band of Scientists. Oh, luck be a lady tonight.~ ]

As a side note, I've a particular bit of information you might be interested in investigating.