ice_aged: (gawd i'm like forty; walk slower)
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Hypothesis: How's My Driving?

Purpose: to properly correct the portrayal of character [name: Vexen, Organization member No. IV] in a productive format in order to provide consistent improvement and reduce chances of resembling a lame-witted ignoramus

Procedure:
• Create Post.
• Leave post available, anonymous enabled, screened, in order to receive critiques regarding characterization
• Analyze criticism samples received
• ???
• Profit

Analysis: ???

Conclusion: Too early to conclude. More experimentation necessary. Post remains open for further samples.
ice_aged: (WHO ATE MY FUCKING COOKIES?!)
[A bit of prodding and device-inspecting and very displeased grunts and mumbles finally bring Vexen's face into view. And boy does he look angry.]

Who's brilliant idea was it to have me teleported to such a place as this?! Xigbar, if you teamed up with Axel and this is another one of your pranks, I will not have it! So help me, once the Superior finds out about this...

[He takes a breath, using the additional few seconds to inspect his surroundings. His face goes from 'intrigued' to 'annoyed' to 'curious' to glaring at the device again.] And if this is not one of Xigbar's foolish shenanigans, then will someone kindly explain to me which world this is? And that... that ridiculous woman in there?

[In his moment of frustration, he accidentally drops the device. As it falls into the snow, the clunking of the backpack soon follows, and Vexen just grumbles even more.]

The nerve of them...

Honestly! She's younger than I am, how could she be my mother?! I just need to return before the Superior--

[There's a long, long moment of silence. The slow, sinking realization that he was definitely exploded finally sinks in. Once he grabs the device, he just clicks it off.]

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Vexen | Number IV

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